Justin

Say hello to...........

Justin.

This guy...

Never talked to him before,

Never even seen him before.

I don't know how he is as a person.

But..

He's my erm "boyfriend".

Or so my cousins say.

He is someone they(note: THEY) created.

They think i should have a boyfriend.

And hence,

He's existence.

As the saying goes,

When they're demand, there's supply.

When supply's short, prices soar.

That's the theory behind his existance.

To increase my er hem.. value.

Ahhhh..

How nice.

So if you guys hear this name,

Don't feel puzzled.

Justin is my "boyfriend".

Man..

How sad.

I hope my parents don't start believing that he exists.

That will require too much explanations on my part.

Sigh.

This is against my will.