It's not gonna be long before i blow my top.
And it's day one of term 2 today.
this is seriously seriously testing my patience.
Now i dislike sch.
So much so i want to break my bond and give it all up.
I have had enough.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
interesting incidents from my short trip overseas
the trip overseas has been a good one.
i am still missing my bed from holiday inn.. so soft. it's like cotton candy in my dreams.
some things occurred when i was overseas.
1. i walked into a guy's toilet looking for hand soap.
well, i guess i'm having eye probs, thus explaining y i walked into the guys toilet thinking it's the baby's room.
it was only when i was right in the middle when i saw 2 urinals staring at me. no urine-ers though.
heng.
but it kinda shocked this staff outside. she stared at me quizzically.
i bet she thinks i'm nuts. she could hardly close her mouth.
to hide my embarrassment.
i cool-ly said: do you know where i can get hand soap?" while trying my best to act oblivious to the fact that i entered the gents.
heh heh
incident 2:
classic phrase which set the other 2 girls into a fits of laughter. i dunno how this can sound funny.
" s** during menses is like digging your nose when u're having a nose bleed."
incident 3:
diarrhea after having yakult ribena blend.
incident 4:
"WAOH. hello 同胞们" when i saw this group of singaporeans. the guy smiled at my retarded-ness. i ate my ice cream.
incident 5:
"Selamat Datang!!" the goodie store guy said to me. i gave him a puzzled look. but i still took a cookie anyway. "
incident 6:
" sorry i can't take my metal safety pin out or my pants will drop." I told the officer at the customs. heh
incident 7:
" i wan the "传统鸡" when what i wanted to say to the KFC girl was that i wanted the original chicken and not the crispy ones.
传统鸡= traditional chicken
incident 8:
i bought a sgd 20 peach. only realising how ridiculously expensive it was after i've paid.
sgd 20. i secretly suspect that it's made of gold. i hope my poop has diamonds and gold bits in it after i ate the peach.
incident 9:
the flight steward:
- like all cats big or small, tiger likes to keep clean too, so please pass us your trash when we are collecting it.
- please switch off all electronic devices as they might cause sparks. sparks are only allowed when one passenger finds the other attractive.
- this is the flight to south africa.. hahah no la just joking. this is the flight to singapore.
incident 10:
- are you from thailand/korea/malaysia??? (WTF?!?!)
i am still missing my bed from holiday inn.. so soft. it's like cotton candy in my dreams.
some things occurred when i was overseas.
1. i walked into a guy's toilet looking for hand soap.
well, i guess i'm having eye probs, thus explaining y i walked into the guys toilet thinking it's the baby's room.
it was only when i was right in the middle when i saw 2 urinals staring at me. no urine-ers though.
heng.
but it kinda shocked this staff outside. she stared at me quizzically.
i bet she thinks i'm nuts. she could hardly close her mouth.
to hide my embarrassment.
i cool-ly said: do you know where i can get hand soap?" while trying my best to act oblivious to the fact that i entered the gents.
heh heh
incident 2:
classic phrase which set the other 2 girls into a fits of laughter. i dunno how this can sound funny.
" s** during menses is like digging your nose when u're having a nose bleed."
incident 3:
diarrhea after having yakult ribena blend.
incident 4:
"WAOH. hello 同胞们" when i saw this group of singaporeans. the guy smiled at my retarded-ness. i ate my ice cream.
incident 5:
"Selamat Datang!!" the goodie store guy said to me. i gave him a puzzled look. but i still took a cookie anyway. "
incident 6:
" sorry i can't take my metal safety pin out or my pants will drop." I told the officer at the customs. heh
incident 7:
" i wan the "传统鸡" when what i wanted to say to the KFC girl was that i wanted the original chicken and not the crispy ones.
传统鸡= traditional chicken
incident 8:
i bought a sgd 20 peach. only realising how ridiculously expensive it was after i've paid.
sgd 20. i secretly suspect that it's made of gold. i hope my poop has diamonds and gold bits in it after i ate the peach.
incident 9:
the flight steward:
- like all cats big or small, tiger likes to keep clean too, so please pass us your trash when we are collecting it.
- please switch off all electronic devices as they might cause sparks. sparks are only allowed when one passenger finds the other attractive.
- this is the flight to south africa.. hahah no la just joking. this is the flight to singapore.
incident 10:
- are you from thailand/korea/malaysia??? (WTF?!?!)