interesting incidents from my short trip overseas

the trip overseas has been a good one.

i am still missing my bed from holiday inn.. so soft. it's like cotton candy in my dreams.

some things occurred when i was overseas.

1. i walked into a guy's toilet looking for hand soap.

well, i guess i'm having eye probs, thus explaining y i walked into the guys toilet thinking it's the baby's room.

it was only when i was right in the middle when i saw 2 urinals staring at me. no urine-ers though.

heng.

but it kinda shocked this staff outside. she stared at me quizzically.

i bet she thinks i'm nuts. she could hardly close her mouth.

to hide my embarrassment.

i cool-ly said: do you know where i can get hand soap?" while trying my best to act oblivious to the fact that i entered the gents.

heh heh

incident 2:

classic phrase which set the other 2 girls into a fits of laughter. i dunno how this can sound funny.

" s** during menses is like digging your nose when u're having a nose bleed."

incident 3:

diarrhea after having yakult ribena blend.

incident 4:

"WAOH. hello 同胞们" when i saw this group of singaporeans. the guy smiled at my retarded-ness. i ate my ice cream.

incident 5:

"Selamat Datang!!" the goodie store guy said to me. i gave him a puzzled look. but i still took a cookie anyway. "

incident 6:

" sorry i can't take my metal safety pin out or my pants will drop." I told the officer at the customs. heh

incident 7:

" i wan the "传统鸡" when what i wanted to say to the KFC girl was that i wanted the original chicken and not the crispy ones.

传统鸡= traditional chicken

incident 8:

i bought a sgd 20 peach. only realising how ridiculously expensive it was after i've paid.

sgd 20. i secretly suspect that it's made of gold. i hope my poop has diamonds and gold bits in it after i ate the peach.

incident 9:

the flight steward:

- like all cats big or small, tiger likes to keep clean too, so please pass us your trash when we are collecting it.

- please switch off all electronic devices as they might cause sparks. sparks are only allowed when one passenger finds the other attractive.

- this is the flight to south africa.. hahah no la just joking. this is the flight to singapore.

incident 10:

- are you from thailand/korea/malaysia??? (WTF?!?!)