*#()@*#()@*# WAH LAO NO.2

I cannot believe how rude she can be.

Hello,

this is my home, at least RESPECT ME PLEASE.

We gave u enough freedom, much more than what others give their maids.

I bet even if you choose to fly to the moon and see if neil armstrong is there,

or hold a party at home to welcome martians to earth,

my parents won't give a damn about it.

At least we close BOTH eyes when you talk on your phone daily as and when you wish,

Wa lao, ma jiam bak jiu pak jiao.

I know my dad is a stamp collector,

but i never expect my family to bak jiu tiak stamp.

NOT question you when you took more off days that you're supposed to.

IF you think i have a problem with my math,

I guess you are wrong.

Don't make me use algebra to trump you and show you basic MATHEMATICS.

When i can use my fingers and count perfectly fine.

Excuse me, i pass my maths ok, if you think i'm such a dim wit who doesn't even know that there are 10 fingers on my hand.

And please

At the very least,

Give me a decent reply when i'm talking to you nicely.

I don't expect such rude replies and NOT EVERYDAY.

And please, stop questioning me and telling me what to do.

My home is not a montessori although i know there are many around in this estate.

I don't need diapers anymore ok, i use the loo and i clean up.

At least i make sure i clean the toilet AND THE TOILET BOWL.

NOT ONLY CLEAN THE FLOOR AND NOT THE TOILET BOWL.

At least i can differentiate the toilet bowl which needs daily cleaning apart from the fish bowl or my own rice bowl.

This is my home and i know what i want to do and should do.

I don't need someone to tell me and QUESTION ME?!

Not interrogation leh, aunty.

Or that i should do this or do that.

Come on, you think wad?! Play school ah.

You think playing role reversal is fun ah.

And bloody stop acting in front of my parents.

MY house is not victoria concert hall or explanade.

At least i know that my roof is FLAT and not spiky.

Act friendly and show concern to me then be rude to me when nobody's home?!!

Thank you very much, but i don't fancy domestic abuse,

not when i feel like i'm the target.

I'm damn bloody pissed i need to get this off my chest.

One more time and i'm gonna kick up a big fuss at home.

IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND YOU TELLING THEM TO CHANGE THE MAID!

YES..

Change THE Maid.

Seems like mission impossible.

But nevermind,

i like being 007.

Who cares, since my house is esplanade.

ARGH!!!

I'm petty, but i cannot take it anymore!!

argh argh argh..