Not again...

Was talking to my mum just now and guess what.

The topic of boyfriend appeared. Being more straightforward, she asked me if i have a bf right smack in my face.

Not again, it was my dad, now my mum. At least kinda glad that my mum doesn't go around asking my cousins if i have one.

Her reason of asking was because she keep hearing my friends names from me. Come on, i mention hsiu tzu, regina and siew han's name upteen times too, why she only pay attention to guy's names?

Her reason is lame : " Well, u are so boyish and so buddy with guys, what if one day more than 1 likes u?"

My reaction : " Laugh and faints".

Yeah right, those guys interested, could you please get a number and start queuing up? Don't push and shove ah. Mai Kan Jiong. hahahahahahahahahha

Come on, you know that is not possible, but i'm amazed by her imagination at such a age.

Somehow my parents have been revolving this topic ever since i entered NUS. Come on, uni life is dry life for me. Definitely not as happening as they think it is. And definitely as dry as NJ.

Get it? As DRY as NJ. Period.

Help, i wonder how long they'll continue asking. It's not like i want a boyfriend and he'll just fall from the sky or what so ever, or whether he'll come riding on a horse ( i won't even want him if he does that, GUAI TAI goes around riding on a horse.)

Help. It's like I don't need a boyfriend, but i need a boyfriend kinda thing. Get my meaning? I am hoping that my parents won't start thinking that i am LESBIAN or something, or even attempt to start match making me.

Come on, i'm only 19, not 29, 39,49 or 59. Why are they more anxious than me?

It is definitely NOT getting on my nerves, but rather i find it too hilarious to ignore. To have your parents talking about BGR to you.

When i asked my mom y she's so anxious abt me getting attached, She denied being anxious. Rather she's more worried abt me getting cheated.

Come on. ME?! GETTING CHEATED?!

I think she needs to be more worried about the guys out there. It's more likely that I CHEAT THEM, then they cheat me. She needs to worry for them more.

Next time they ask, i will tell them i have boyfriendS already. Kinda curious about their reaction. And i'll start randomly naming people by coming up with names etc. John, Peter, Bala, Gopal, Muthu etc etc. Then i'll get siew han or any girls to call me and pretend to be lovey dovey in front of them. lolz.

My parents............ hahahahahhaahahahhaahhahahah

I simply love them.